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Short Funny Redhead Jokes
Monday, February 16, 2009, 07:43 PM - Miscellaneous Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?
A. You can negotiate with a terrorist

Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails

Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal

Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!

Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.

Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something

Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools

Q: What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.

Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds

Q. Why aren't there any more redhead jokes
A. Someone told them to a redhead.
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