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Something to be thankful for
Sunday, January 11, 2009, 06:17 PM - Miscellaneous Jokes
A group of elderly people were sitting in a coffee shop complaining about their ailments.

Barbara, "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup."

Saul, "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can't see to pour the coffee."

Elizabeth, "I can't turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck."

Robert, "My blood pressure pills make me so dizzy sometimes I think I'm going to pass out."

Barbara, "I guess that's the price we pay for getting old."

Saul, "Well, it's not all bad. We should all be thankful that we can still drive."

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