I Wonder
Sunday, January 11, 2009, 05:43 PM - Miscellaneous Jokes
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island could make a radio out of coconut, why couldn't he fix a hole in the boat?
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme junk,why didn't he just buy dinner?
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, it gets mad at you, but when you take it on a car ride, he can't wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?
Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?
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