Memorable Wedding Night
Thursday, May 7, 2009, 06:50 PM - Miscellaneous Jokes
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals, a carpenter, an electrician, and a dentist, were deciding what pranks to play on the couple on their wedding night. The carpenter figured sawing the slats of their bed would give them a chuckle or two. The electrician decided to wire the bed. The dentist wouldn't commit himself, but wore a sly grin and promised it would be memorable. The nuptials went as planned and a few days later, each of the grooms buddies received the following note:DEAR FRIENDS,
WE DIDN'T MIND THE BED SLATS BEING SAWED.
THE ELECTRIC SHOCK WAS ONLY A MINOR SETBACK.
BUT I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO KILL WHOEVER PUT
NOVOCAINE IN THE K-Y JELLY!"
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Short Funny Redhead Jokes
Monday, February 16, 2009, 07:43 PM - Miscellaneous Jokes
Q. What's the difference between a terrorist and a redhead?A. You can negotiate with a terrorist
Q. How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A. She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails
Q. What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
A. Normal
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A. A redhead!
Q. How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
A. She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl.
Q. How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A. Say something
Q. How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
A. There's a hammer embedded in the monitor
Q. What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
A. The piranha. They only attack in schools
Q: What's the Redhead Dating Motto?
A: The fastest way to a man's heart is through his ribcage.
Q. How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
A. Wait 10 seconds
Q. Why aren't there any more redhead jokes
A. Someone told them to a redhead.
Locked the keys in the car.
Monday, February 16, 2009, 06:42 PM - Miscellaneous Jokes
A blonde is driving down the road. She notices that she is low on gas, so she stops at the gas station. While she's pumping her gas, she notices that she had locked the keys in the car. So when she goes inside to pay, the blonde asks the attendant for a coat hanger so she can attempt to open the door herself. She goes outside and begins to jimmy the lock. Ten minutes later, the attendant goes outside to see how the blonde is faring. The blonde outside of the car is moving the hanger around and around.
Meanwhile, the blonde inside of the car is saying, "A little more to the left. A little more to the right ... "
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