I want to make this a perfect shot
Monday, February 16, 2009, 06:06 PM - Recreation Humor
A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed and all the while driving his partner nuts.Finally his exasperated partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the darn ball!"
The guy says, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."
The partner says, "Forget it, man, you'll never hit her from here!"
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Bad Day At The Golf Course
Saturday, October 18, 2008, 06:10 PM - Recreation Humor
Bud got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked."Everything was going fine," he said. "Then RJ went and had a heart attack and died on the 10th tee."
"Oh, that's awful!"
"You're not kidding. For the whole back nine it was hit the ball, drag RJ, hit the ball, drag RJ."
Your Problem Is LOFT
Sunday, October 5, 2008, 09:58 PM - Recreation Humor
A duffer decided that it was about time for a lesson to "tune up" his game. He told the pro that he wanted to work on swing mechanics, so the pro asked him to hit a few balls with his 9-iron so he could watch his swing. He addressed the ball, double checked his stance and grip, executed his take-away and backswing, his downswing and follow through. But, he toed the ball, and sliced it way off into the nearest fairway. He looked back at the pro for advice, who told him "Your problem is obvious Sir -- it's LOFT".The golfer scratched his head, went to his bag and pulled out his driver. He repeated his routine, and topped the ball, sending it dribbling 30 yards out on the practice range. He looked at the pro for a suggestion, who advised him "Your problem is still LOFT".
The frustrated student then pulled out a 5-iron, took his swing and struck an ugly duck hook. The pro again told him "I'm sorry, but your problem is still LOFT".
The golfer struggled to maintain his cool, and asked the pro, "I don't understand. I hit my first shot with my 9-iron, and you said my problem was loft. Then I took my least lofted club, hit it again, and you said my problem was still loft. Then I grabbed a middle iron, and you told me once again that my problem was loft. What exactly do mean by LOFT?"
The pro looked at him and explained, "Lack Of Frigging Talent!".
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